why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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