I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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