if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
me + whiskey = a bad person
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Randomize
