marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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