Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Randomize
