Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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