yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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