The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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