Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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