He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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