I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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