But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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