did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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