There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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