what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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