Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize