I got chris browned last night
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Randomize
