yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
These tits shall not be calmed
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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