my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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