I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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