Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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