Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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