Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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