I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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