there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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