do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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