i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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