Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
what day is it and did you see me today?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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