I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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