One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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