once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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