6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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