She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
someone owes me an orgasm
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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