Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
