i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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