Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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