Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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