So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Randomize
