Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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