My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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