Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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