i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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