you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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