just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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