You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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