...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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