so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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