I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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