Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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