no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
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