? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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