if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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