Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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