is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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