He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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