North Korea, Best Korea!
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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